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story that I keep. Because you could beat me up for a week or two or a month but when I'm done, if I ever get a little bit of traction, if you ever turn your back, if I get the slightest advantage I'm going to run your damn island and I'm going to kill every one of you and you can bet on it. So that's the software I keep in my head that I apply to every situation. Because you come into situations…

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em and then I'd run the island. But it'd be one on one thing. You'd have to convince them individually.

All right that is all. Ben says in the comments I'm Scott's prison lover in my dream. Well you need to upgrade your movie story. That's the worst possible one. That was pretty funny though.

All right that's all I got for now. I'll talk to you tonight. You know where.