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SimultaneousSip Energy & Mood Management

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Hey everybody. Well, what a great day. No, really, this is gonna be one of the best days of the whole week. And what better way to kick it off than the simultaneous sip? That's right, that's right. You said it at the same tim

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And all you need to enjoy the simultaneous sip to its maximum potential — I'm talking maximum potential here. We're talking about the kind of simultaneous sip that will boost your immune response. I'm talking about the kind of thing that will move mountains, change civilizations. Yeah, that kind of simultaneous sip. And it's coming at you.

But all you need, all you need, is a cup or a mug or a glass or a canteen or a thermos or a flask or whatever the heck. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everythin

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g better, including the damn pandemic. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. I feel like I could eat raw pangolin right now. Wouldn't bother me. Nope. Easy. Weird comments today. Let's talk about my notes instead of your weird comments

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