Turn your phones off. Ringer's off. Okay, you don't really have to do that because it turns out I wouldn't even be able to hear it if it rang, but you might hear mine, so I'll turn mine off.

You know what you need today? Yeah, let me tell you what you need today. First of all, this is going to be one of the best days ever, not for any particular reason. It just is. You don't need a reason. All you need is a copper mug or glass, a tanker, challenger, steiner, canteen, jug, flask or vesse