t story in the world. The FBI has an active criminal investigation into the Biden family in their business. And the charge to look into is money laundering. What? So since 2019 the FBI has been looking into the Biden family on some kind of charge. We don't know the basis for it, but money laundering. Now I'm guessing it has to do with either Ukraine or China or both.

And how will we treat that? Will we treat that like it's the biggest story in the country because it is? Or will the press disappear it? The press disappeared it. They're treating it like it doesn't matter, like it's not really there. And watching this is just mind-boggling.

And you know what weird thought I had? Are you ready for the full simulation? All right. When I say this you're probably going to laugh because it's too on the nose. So the FBI has this information about Hunter Biden and the Biden family, but we don't know the details and it's a few days before the election. Do you know who we need? James Comey. We need James Comey to make a public announcement that the Biden family is being looked into for money laundering. Because that is just like Hillary's emails in 2016.

The fact that there's no James Comey is the reason that the news gets to just ignore it. Because if they had, if the FBI did a press conference and said, hey, the election's coming and I just want you to have all the information, which is what Comey did, right? When Comey talked about Hillary's emails, he didn't say she's guilty of something. He simply said as voters you deserve to have all the information. I'll just tell you what we know, that we're looking into something.

All right. Now don't you think that we need a James Comey to do the same thing with the Hunter Biden stuff? Same message. There are no charges against any of the Bidens. We want you to know there are no charges. We are however looking into this issue and we just think the public needs to know before you vote. Why not? Now of course that's not going to happen.

I see somebody prompting me that ABC News did run a story on it this week, which was unusual enough that people were tweeting about the fact that a major news organization ran a story. Now it wasn't much of a story, but they covered it and it really stood out because it had been ignored.

So we need James Comey to fix things here.

Here's what else we need. Have you ever seen Elon Musk's company that makes this big machine that bores tunnels? It's actually called The Boring Company, which is funny. So it's a giant earth-moving truck device that has a big drill on the front and somehow is optimized for drilling tunnels. So we have one of those. All right, so that's the first thing you need to know before I get to my actual idea.

Second, I used to work on a farm, a dairy farm. And part of my job was to bring in the hay. So there would be this big device that a tractor would pull and it would cut the hay and it would wrap it into hay bales and wrap a twine around it and then toss