Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 9, 2026
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ng blessing you've been waiting for. It's called the simultaneous sip. And watch it happen right now. Go. That is good stuff. Good stuff. Well, are you prepared for your Thanksgiving feast today? I am. You want to see it? You want to see my Thanksgiving feast? I got it right here. Yeah, delicious. Now I'm what you call an uno

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rganized person. I'm not really good at planning in my social life. In my business career I plan 40 years in advance. Actually, literally, I plan 40 years in advance for business, but for my personal life I plan about 10 minutes in advance. So I went to the grocery store yesterday saying to myself, looks like I'm going to be socially distancing on Thanksgiving. I better make sure I have some food in the house. So I drove down to my local supermarket, put my mask on, got out of the car, walked over to my grocery store, and saw the line going out the door and down the block. And I said to myself, I think I'm going to eat whatever is already at my house because I didn't want to get in that line and get the COVID while I'm getting my food.

So it turns out this is the only food I have in the house, so this will be my feast tonight. Oh, you think this is sad? It's not. This is delicious. I put it in the convection oven for eight minutes, slice it out like a surgeon, put a little soy sauce and pepper. Don't forget the pepper. And this is a delicious meal. You don't even have to peel it. Ju

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st cut it and then eat its little guts out when it's done. You want to talk about politics? It's a holiday, so we don't have to, but I feel like there's just so much going on that we sort of want to, right? So let's dig in. So I believe that both Iran and China have congratulated Joe Biden. Now, does that scare you? We'll get to the Kraken and the Pennsylvania hearing and all that stuff. But her…

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