to begin my program with an impression. Now, I'm not like an expert at impressions, so bear with me as I build my talent stack in doing impressions.

This first impression I call a mainstream reporter reviewing Sidney Powell's allegations, which she's recently filed, called the Kraken. Let us refer to them as the Kraken.

And here is a mainstream reporter looking at her evidence for the first time. Let's see what kind of baseless claims we got here. Oh, typo. Typo. Another typo. What in the world? And that's just page one. First page, two typos. Can't take you seriously.

How many pages is this thing? Um, seems to be almost, you could almost say the allegations are widespread, but I don't think I can say that. So instead I better look at the data. Got a lot of legal terms in here I don't really understand because I went to journalism school. And all right, so I don't understand the legal parts. I'll skip those.

But what? Well, there's graphs and exhibits and math, but I don't know anything about math so I can't tell if these are true or valid or not. And I can't read the law exactly. So how am I going to summarize hundreds of complaints from different people, eyewitness reports, data? I got it. It's all baseless. You know why? I don't understand it. I don't really have time to get into it. So I think it's all just baseless. It's baseless.

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