Hey everybody, come on in. Come on in. I just realized what time it is. Do you know what time it is? That's right, it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time of the day. There was this one time that I thought it wouldn't be the best time of the day, but I was wrong and it was. So learn from history, will you? Because it repeats in this particular way and only this way. This is the best time of the day, and it'll be better if you have a copper mug or glass, a tiger challenger stein, a canteen, jug or flask, or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, except Representative Swalwell. It's called the simultaneous sip. Join me. Well, that makes everything better. Everything.

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