Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 9, 2026
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You know, it just occurred to me that when I was a kid it would have been hard to do this even if we had this technology, because all of our clocks were different. When I was a kid, most of our clocks were on slightly different times. So if you wanted to livestream when I was a kid, even if you could do the livestream part, you wouldn't be able to do the starting simultaneous part, because people would be like, "I don't know, my watch says you're five minutes early." And half the other people would be, "It looks like you're about 10 minutes late according to me." But thanks to the miracle of technology, every one of you has the correct time, and here you are.

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ou're here. And if you'd like to enjoy it to its fullest extent, you know what you need. It's a copper mug, glass or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, jug or flask — a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. Yeah, it's called the simultaneous sip…

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