Hey everybody, come on in here. It's time. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams from across the world. Well, I suppose it depends where you are. I might be where you are. You could be right next door. I wouldn't even know it. But I'm in French Polynesia still for a little bit longer.

Oh, by the way, there's a day that I know I won't be able to Periscope coming up. So if there's a day this week, I think it might be Thursday morning. Not sure about that either. Wednesday or Thursday, I'm not going to be able to Periscope.

Let me tell you about all the stuff that's happening, all the news that's fit to sip, as I like to say. But before that, isn't there something you're missing? Is there something you'r