they decided to help save the world by underreporting this thing that doesn't make much difference? You know, the side effects, it doesn't make much difference. But if they reported it honestly fewer people would get the shot. That's just the fact, right?

It feels like we're being managed, doesn't it? It feels very much like both the left and the right news have decided that they just don't want to talk about that because it wouldn't be good for the world to do it. Maybe. Or maybe the side effects are not nearly as bad as we thought. Which one is it?

Somebody says take ibuprofen after the second shot. I don't know if that's medical advice so don't take that as medical advice. I'm just reading a comment.

All right. So here's a story. Why don't you see if you can judge whether this is real news or fake news. This comes from the Daily Mail, British publication. They say that back in 2012 a North Carolina man hid a 10-inch revolver in his rectum after being booked into jail. He even passed a squat and cough test. Do you believe that?

In 2012 a man who was booked into jail had hid a 10-inch revolver, handle and all, in his rectum. Now I assume it was loaded because it would be hard to smuggle bullets into jail so you'd want to load it. But here's my advice to the next prison doctor who does or guard or whatever who asked somebody to do a squat and cough test: during the cough stand to the side because I feel like the cough could fire the gun.

Now imagine if it did. Imagine if the guy — you know I guess they make you strip and bend over and cough to show that there's nothing back there. But what if the gun fired? Could he escape from prison by running down the hall and whenever a guard came after him he could quickly drop his pants, turn around, bend over, cough, shoot the guard with the bullet that comes out of his rectum and then pull up his pants and then run to the next doorway?

I don't want anybody to be shot. I'm just saying that if he had escaped from prison by coughing and shooting bullets out of his rectum it would be the greatest story ever told. That's all I'm saying. Don't want it to happen. I don't want a criminal to escape. I don't want anybody to be shot. But if it had happened, greatest story ever told. I think you'd agree. I think you'd agree it's a movie that needs to be made. If this isn't a — if Jim Carrey doesn't make this movie it's a waste. A waste of talent.

And there's a story about Kyrsten Sinema that nobody cares about so we'll skip that.

All right. I believe that I've said most of what I want to say and the only thing I want to say next is this. Many of you also follow me on the Locals platform. Somebody says this sounds like a Dr. Seuss book. What would be the title of the Dr. Seuss book about the guy who escaped from prison by shooting bullets out of his rectum? I would say Brown Bullets and Ham. I don't know. Can you come up with a better one? Top that. I'm a professional so it's gonna be hard to top that I know. Brown Bullets and Ham. No, Brown Bullets and Spam. Jim Carrey, thank you. Yes, Jim Carrey should do the movie about the guy who escapes from prison with a 10-inch revolver.

And here's the other — I didn't even catch this the first time I read it. The other part is that it's a revolver. It's funnier than if it's a revolver because that means if he does the cough and shoot he can actually feel the revolver revolving in his stomach. Like I didn't think that could get better but it did.

All right. I have a question for you. I've told you that what I'm going to try to do with these live streams and more so with the subscription service on Locals, locals.com, where people in my community get to see stuff that they don't get to see here. If you were on Locals, are you getting your money's worth? So that's the question. Are you getting your money's worth in terms specifically not in terms of entertainment because I don't do it just for entertainment. Are you getting your money's worth on the subscription service, Locals people who follow me, in terms of life, let's say, building your talent stack and improving your life skills?

And it'll take me a moment to see this. Okay, I'm seeing lots of yeses. Because every now and then I need to check in on that. Since my proposition is that it's supposed to be helpful to you I don't want to guess if it's helpful. Oh good, I'm seeing almost all yeses. I see one no but that might have been to another question. I don't know.

All right. So for those of you who are following Locals the benefit I hope you will get will be the micro lessons that I put there. Each of those is designed that within two to five minutes usually you would add something to your talent stack that wasn't there before or reinforce something that needed it. And the idea is that everybody who watches beyond Locals will become more happy and successful. And I wish there were a way to measure that. I'll bet if you measure the life outcomes of the people who follow me on Locals compared to the general public that the graph would be completely different because just the feedback I get from people, they're saying it's changing their lives. People losing 45 pounds,