Back to episode — Episode 1324 Scott Adams - Voter ID Law Arguments Dissected, Biden Press Conference Review in Advance
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Come on in here. Come on, get in here. I know you're scrambling to get your beverage ready. You should have been up a little bit earlier. Now you know, don't you? Well, there are a lot of things that could go wrong today. It's possible. But none of them will matter once you've had the simultaneous sip. Oh yeah, the problems will still be there, but you won't care about them nearly as much. In fa…
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Although you don't need coffee. Could be anything. But you need a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a thermos, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind filled with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, except the elections for some reason. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.
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oping, maybe better. Well, have you seen my mascot on Twitter? A lot of you are not famous, but when you get famous you can get a mascot. Now excuse me, he doesn't think he's a mascot, but I don't think that's up to him. He thinks he's my critic who spends all of his days researching old tweets I've made to put them into the comments section of anything I tweet to criticize me. Now of course ever…
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