Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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Hey everybody, come on in. Come on in. Yeah, it's time. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams. And are you glad it is? I know, I know, it's the best time of the day. And let's make it special because you know what's special about today? Well, there's a gigantic penis-shaped ship that is screwing the planet Earth at this moment. Yeah, you're not going to get your toilet paper, but we can make tha

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t all better with the simultaneous sip. And all you need is a copper mug or glass, tankard, chalice, stein, a canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything, yeah, everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and you'll hear it

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