Oh, do I have a show for you today. Yeah, today will be the best Coffee with Scott Adams of all time, and I don't say that lightly. Well, what are we going to do first? Yes, it's a simultaneous sip. And all you need is a cup or a glass. I think your chalice is not a canteen, junk flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Wait, hold on. Breaking news. I'm getting breaking news. There's a new study that shows that drinking coffee in moderation — keyword moderation — substantially reduces cancer and all cardiovascular problems. True story, by the way. I just tweeted it. Thank you, Ian, for pointing that out.

So just think about this for a moment. Just think about this. Moderate coffee drinking reduces your cancer and your cardiovascular risk. If that's what you can