Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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e doubt can be given to our federal investigators. I don't think we can give them that benefit of the doubt anymore. And so as a country, I think we've got to put pressure on them to say, if you're going to seize somebody's electronic devices, which is one of the most serious things I can think of short of actual physical rape that would make you feel abused and victimized. So short of anything th…

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m Victoria Toensing. Now, if you want to be worried, let me tell you how to get worried. Have somebody hand you a note from the famous lawyer. That's just scary. Because the first thing I thought was, oh my God, what kind of trouble am I in? Who's suing me now? Why does a famous — I'll call her a TV lawyer just because you see her on TV a lot, but she's a lawyer — why does she want to talk to me?

Turns out I called her to find out what it was about, and it was just a mistaken identity. She thought she literally thought I was someone else. So she had some questions for a completely different person. So I had nothing to do with it. But I can't tell you how many times I'm in the center of some kind of thing, or I've met some person who's in the news through random weird ways. I just don't understand how this keeps happening to me. It's the simulation.

All right, let's talk about Biden's joint address to Congress. How many of you watched it? Did I meet her? No, I never met her. We just had one phone call and she immediately realized that she should have been talking to somebody else. So we didn't have any actual business. It was just mistaken identity.

So the Biden address happened. Kevin McCarthy had, I think, the best tweet about it. He said this could have just been done by email. And I'm going to give th

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at an A-plus for insulting tweets. It's not quite Trump level, but it's pretty darn good. We could have just done this by email. It's like the ultimate insult if your address could have been done by email. All right, let's see how the reactions were. Even CNN said that for a first speech to Congress, Biden got the lowest very positive reaction. So here's how CNN described it. Biden had 51%. But T…

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