Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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tell you. That's the whole point of it. I can't tell you the thing that I knew that you don't know. I will just tell you that a story disappeared because apparently the news can make a story disappear, and it did. How often do you smoke weed? Well, it's every day. It's at least half of the day usually. Is the UFO news setting us up for something? Okay, now I've seen some people speculate that al…

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s it especially not viral in China. Well, I wish we could rule that out, but we can't.

Why don't I sell Coffee with Scott Adams mugs? You know, I spent a lot of time putting Dilbert on coffee mugs and every damn thing, and I'm just not big on licensing anymore. It's just not fun.

How does cannabis help with working out? Oh my God, are you kidding? A workout when you're high is fun. A workout when you're not high can be a lot of work. It's a completely different situation. You can lift more, enjoy it thoroughly. It's just so much better. I mean, marijuana and exercise are the perfect combination. You know, if you wondered how is it that I could be in my mid-60s and still be basically as fit as I am, at least on the outside visually I'm as fit as I am at any other age, weed is a big part of that because exercise is easy. I just smoke a little and then go do it.

Yeah, I wouldn't mix marijuana and guns. That seems like a bad idea. Junk Man says BS, marijuana is bad for you. Well, I haven't seen the evidence of that, but I wouldn't rule it out.

John says can the Wacom be used for graphic novels as well as comic strips? Well, the Wacom is referring to my drawing tablet, you know, the computer screen that I draw on, and they could be used for any kind of art. So if anything you want, if you can draw it, it'll do it.

Pot heads are chubby, somebody says. You know what would really

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help you is if you do mouthwash right after you smoke. That makes you not hungry. All right, that's all I got for now, and I will talk to you tomorrow.

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