Well, happy birthday to me, and it's good to see all of you. You know, I was wondering how so many people knew it was my birthday today, and I realized that famous people's birthdays are often publicized. So I looked up a list of famous people to see whose birthdays are shared with me.

Here's the list of famous people who share my birthday. And being, you know, very famous like I am, I'm probably pretty close to the top of this list, wouldn't you think? Well, let's look at this. You got Kanye West. Happy birthday, Kanye. Good day for a birthday. Glad I'm sharing it with you.

Other famous people: Frank Grillo (never heard of him), Tim Berners-Lee (oh, okay, nice to have a birthday with a founder of the internet). We got Tori DeVito, Shilpa Shetty, Nancy Sinatra, Juliana Margulies (I met her once), Joan Rivers. Wow. Frank Lloyd Wright. All on my birthday. Jerry Stiller, Ashley Biden. You got Bonnie Tyler, Keener Ivy, Keaney, and Ivan Williams. Wow. Barbara Bush, Griffin Dunne, Gabrielle Giffords, Rob Palatnik.

Where am I on this list? There are a lot of famous people with this birthday. Come on, come on. Fifty? Hundred? Well, apparently I'm not in the top hundred, b