Back to episode — Episode 1511 Scott Adams - Imaginary Whips, Who Started the Simulation, Alcohol is Poison
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time I said it was the previous guy so I'll just keep saying that." It doesn't work forever and I would argue that it stopped working already. I feel like it just makes him look bad at this point. In the beginning it was a reasonable claim but at this point too many months have gone by. It just looks bad. Well as predicted the Arizona audit has produced two entirely different narratives. One, no…
← Previous segment →ant whip him in return with the same whip. It has to be the same whip, the imaginary one. And so actually stage, put it on video, this guy tied to a tree, you know tying himself to a tree, and have a Haitian, get an actual Haitian, I'm sure you could find an actual Haitian to do it, right, if you pay him. Get an actual Haitian to stand there with nothing in his hand and pretend to whip him on video and just say, "I hope that this makes everything even. I take full responsibility for my imaginary whip whipping and I now have been imaginary whipped in return and I think we're all fair now. Now we're all good now, right?" Now it sounds like a joke. It's not. I would actually literally do that. Because this poor border patrol agent just got fucked by the president of the United States. Let me say it again because swear words are necessary for this story. This border patrol agent trying to do his job, trying to keep the United States safe, just got fucked by the commander-in-chief. And the commander-in-chief knows it by now and he isn't apologizing. And so this border patrol agent, I hope, takes the opportunity he has to Joe Biden back. Make him a laughing stock. Make him a joke unless he apologizes. Yeah, an apology I think should be accepted in this case because it is an honest mistake. I don't think that Biden meant to misunderstand the situation. It was an honest mistake. If he gives him an apology I think he should accept it. But if he doesn't apologize this border patrol agent should take the opportunity he's been given to just Biden badly. Just embarrass the fuck out of him in public because he can. It's right there for the taking. All he has to do is stage an event. No he probably doesn't wa
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nt to, you know of course the border agent probably doesn't want to be famous for this so maybe that's a bad idea. Maybe it's better just lay low. All right. As Joel Pollak noted in a tweet, the Wall Street Journal has an article about it. Turns out that while Biden is saying that China is an adversary, blah blah blah, make things in America, that his, was it the secretary of commerce? Yeah, the…
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