Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 9, 2026
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Well, good morning ladies and gentlemen and everything in between. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, and I think you know by now it's the best part of the living experience. In fact, a lot of zombies, a lot of dead people, ghosts — they also enjoy this program. So it's not just for the living. Don't get all, you know, like you're special or something

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. You are special, but so are the dead.

And if you'd like to take this to the next level — and I know you're that kind of people, that's who is attracted to Coffee with Scott Adams — edgy people, people who are willing to take it to the limit, and it's time. All you need is a coffee mug or a glass, a tumbler, a Yeti, a canteen, jug or flask — a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

Yeah, have you heard of it? It's great, and it's going to happen now. If you're ready — are you re

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ady? Are you? Are you ready? Go. Sublime. Well, I'm wearing the swaddling blanket of comfort today. Why? I'll tell you why in a moment at the proper time. Don't rush me. We're gonna do that at the proper time. Issue number one, most important issue possibly in the entire world: leaf blowers. Now here's the thing about leaf blowers. You don't really think that's a big problem, right? It's a mino…

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