Oh well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm running a little bit late this morning, so you're seeing the unprepared version of me. Watch me print my notes and close my blackout shutters and pull up my comments without even missing a beat, because that's what I do. All right. Oh damn it, I'm not gonna be able to do what I want to do. All right, hold on. Locals people, I'm gonna make a quick adjustment here and then everything will be cool.

Well, people on YouTube, you're seeing the show before the show. It's the one that usually only the local subscribers see. I can't reach my notes. I have to unplug. Hold on. You know what I say about quality? Totally overrated. Yeah, I could try to make this a quality program, but who would want to watch that, really? I think you'd rather watch me struggle and fail. Let's see. In one moment I'm going to be up and running here.

How many of you found empty shelves today? God damn it. Okay, for some reason that didn't work. Hold on again. I'm having a technical difficulty. Tweet failed to send. For some reason I can't tweet. I wonder what that would be. Is Twitter down? Weirdly, if I can't tweet, I can't see your comments. Oh, and now I'm all up here. All right, well I'm gonna have to keep this on this perspective.

Wow, your local store had no spaghetti? Are you kidding me? How the hell do you run out of spaghetti? That's pretty bad.

All right, so I know why you're here, and it has something to do with the simultaneous sip. And all you need is a couple of glasses of wine or a chalice, stein, canteen, jug or flask vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now fo