Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 10, 2026
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Well, well, well, well. Look what just happened. Can you believe it? Yeah, what I'm talking about is that you all showed up here on time for what will probably be the highlight of your whole life: today's show. Yeah, you know the rest of your life might have had some good highlights, like let's say your wedding or the birth of your children. You know, those are good too. Yadda yadda. But this? Thi…

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level. Yeah, who wants to take it to another level? All of you? Well, all you need is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, stein, or canteen, jug, or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, especially your antibodies. Yeah, it's true. One sip of coffee will enlighten your antibodies, give them a little energy. If you have uncaffeinated antibodies, well, you're just naked. It's like walking around naked. Let's give som

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e caffeine to those antibodies. Go. Can you feel them being a little bit more active? I think you can. I think you can. Goosebumps. Wow. You can feel those antibodies now waking up. It's true. They go to sleep at night, but now they're awake. Well, here's the biggest news. Looks like it's gonna rain. Now that doesn't seem like big news to you wherever you live. Well, I live in California, and it…

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