Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Well, look, let me put on my microphone here. I'll bet that's better, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time for the simulsip. You can call it discipleship. I think it's time to abbreviate it. And how would you like to enjoy really one of the best experiences in all of life, nay, all of civilization?

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on both platforms. Well, all you need is that copper mug or glass or tankard, Tupperware, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. You watch. You watch. It makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. So

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