Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 23, 2026
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Bam. Wow, wow. What a morning, and it's just gonna get better. Holy cow. I think this is going to be the best time you've ever had in your life, and maybe the best time anybody's ever had in any life ever. We're including past lives. And if you'd like to take it up a level — and I know you do because that's the kind of people you are — do you settle for the best day ever? No, that's not good enou…

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u need is a copper mug or glass, a tankard — tell us, not in a canteen, jug, or flask — a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now. Watch this. Watch it. Savor it. Savor it. Good. Good job on the simultane

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ous sip. Those of you who only watched — well, some people like to watch. Some people like to get right in there, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Some people just want to sit in the corner and watch, but that's okay. That's okay. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. Yes, the people who do the simultaneous sip are better than all the other people. No, I didn't say that. I'm just kidding.…

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