Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 23, 2026
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and now that the press is making stories disappear if they don't support the Democrats or the narrative, let's say. Now they can see it, but they can't quite bring themselves to flat out and say it's fucked up. One wrote, and then two of them concede that they now better understand conservatives' complaints about the media. Here it comes. Or as I like to say, it's happening. It's happening. There…

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Kamala? I don't know of any way you could do it, you know. I think the Democrats fear the most — you ready for this? Here's what they fear the most. Biden has to step down early. Kamala Harris takes over. And because she got the top spot the way she did, it makes her automatically the front runner for the nomination. Can you imagine anything that would scare the Democrats more than that? Because that would be a gimme win. That would basically be the election's over, I think. I'm not even sure it matters who she ran against. I think she would lose to everybody.

The Get Back show about the Beatles is good. You can't primary a black woman, is that what you're saying? That's in the comments. Yes, you can.

All right, I'm just looking at your comments. Yeah, your head would explode. You depend, you'd attend Dilbert University? Well, you know, I'm thinking of creating a university. So I told you I have 200 micro lessons now. So I'm thinking of packaging them somehow. You know, I had this idea of a university that you could attend while you're on the toilet. So the lessons would all be two to four minutes so you could do it while you're in there. Anyway, you do one a day, you'll have 365 life lessons at the end of the year, maybe more. And I jokingly called it Turd University because you do it in the bathroom, two minutes a day.

Are they appropriate for teens? Yes, the micro lessons don't have any profanity and they are all appropriate for teens. Although I am considering adding some content that I don't know if it would be appropriate for teens. They won't watch it anyway so I wouldn't worry about it.

So here's what I'm thinking about. I'm gonna turn off YouTube because you guys can't hear this topic. There's something I'm just gonna talk to the local subscribers about. Nothing personal. It's just that there's some things if they get into the total public domain they turn into something that they shouldn't be, which is actually the topic of what I'm going to talk about. But the locals people won't do that, which is what's good about the subscription system. So with all due respect, YouTube people, I will talk to you tomorrow. And locals people, hang on.