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Good morning everybody, and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. You made it. Good job. I know a lot of you may not succeed at a lot of things for the rest of the day, but today — wow, wow, yeah — today you nailed it. And we're going to take it up another notch because having the best day that anybody's ever had in the history of the universe is good, but it's just a starting

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point. Watch what we do now.

And all you need is a copper mug or glass, a tankard, cellos or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. You could even use your hands briefly. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. Except Timothy. There are his comments. I don't know, I can't help you. And it's going to happen right now. And wa

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tch it make you tingle everywhere. Go. No, not true. I didn't feel a tingle in my fingernails, so probably I exaggerated that a little bit. You can feel it in my hair and every other atom of my being, but there was one fingernail. It was the damaged one. I couldn't feel it. So I'm sorr

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