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Back to episode — Episode 1589 Scott Adams - Get in Here Now!

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Welcome to the best thing that's ever happened to you. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. I might be a little bit underprepared today, but will that have any impact whatsoever on the quality? Apparently it will, because I didn't have my microphone on for YouTube. How about that? How about that? All right, let me call up your comments here and we'll be good to go as soon as I do that. Swear to G…

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Would you like to do the simultaneous sip? Is there anybody here? Like, yes, yes, I see. Well, if you'd like to do that, what you're going to need is a little something called the copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a tall one, a canteen, a jungle flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And aren't you glad you got here for this? Yeah, you are. Go. Oh yes. Feeling stronger

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every day. Well, in the news, a producer at CNN has been accused of being a pedophile. They've got quite a bunch of evidence about it. And apparently this particular CNN producer mostly worked with political analyst John Avlon, which means that when John Avlon was preparing to do his weekly anti-Trump pieces about how horrible a human President Trump is, he was being prepared for that by a pedoph…

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