Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the best thing that's ever happened to you today. Well, for some of us it's even better than usual because today is officially the day that my state, California, dropped mask mandates for adults if they're vaccinated. So that's not a clean win, and the kids still have to go to school with masks for at least two more weeks. But my long road to hell and back is just about completed because I don't have to worry about mandates because I am vaccinated. Whether that was a great decision or a bad one, I suppose we'll find out if I clot up and die. But so far so good, which would mean there's a great possibility that I made it through the pandemic on the optimal path. Don't know that. It's too early. And anybody who claims that they made all the right decisions at this point, a little premature. A little premature.

But if I got through this with only two vaccinations and no boosters, which gave me as much freedom as I could get, and I got through it to the point where masks go away, so that means they didn't keep that weird thing forever. I also did not get infected. Now in theory I will, but we do have lots mo

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re information about long COVID which may or may not be true. However, let's do the simultaneous sip. That's the important thing. All you need is a cup or a margarita glass or a tankard, chalice, canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything bette…

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