Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 22, 2026
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needs props and all that stuff. That's way too much work. If you're going to do a uniform and a look and a brand, go for basic. Saves you a lot of time. Hey, who came here for the simultaneous sip? Besides everybody. And all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker, Chelsea's done a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. How much do

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I like coffee? A lot.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes all of you better looking, a little bit sexier, definitely smarter. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go.

Yes, I would like to pay respect to my, uh, what would it be, my ethnic origins by doing the whitest thing anybody's ever done after the simultaneous sip. Now feel free to enjoy your own cultural heritage and celebrate the way that makes the most sense for whoever you are, be you born in America or

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born somewhere else. Use your cultural heritage and join me now doing your own after-the-sip celebration. I will be doing the whitest white person guy celebration ever, and it goes like this. Now I hope that wherever you were, you did something that was as perfectly suited to your cultural background as I did. Somebody dabbed. That's exactly right. Well, Rasmussen has a poll asking should the De…

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