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Good morning everybody, and welcome once again to the best thing that's ever happened. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Now I don't know if you've noticed, regular viewers, that if I tell you you're going to have a good day it will make it more likely. Why? Because reality is subjective. You might have exactly the same amount of problems, but if you come here every day and I tell you it's goin…

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Now how would you like to take this experiment up a notch? It's called the simultaneous sip. And there is plenty of science to suggest indirectly that it might make your day better, but I guarantee it. And all you need is a copper mug or a glass, a carafe, a decanter, a canteen. Pick a flask or vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Now join me for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. I think that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it will be sipped around the world. Now go.

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ing that's ever happened to me. A lot of people would put it in the top ten, but I think it properly belongs in the top three. I will allow that the birth of your children, possibly your wedding day if things went well, could be better days. Maybe, maybe if those things went perfectly. You know, I would say the bad version of all those things is still worse than the good version of Coffee with Sco…

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