Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 12, 2026
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to possibly the best experience you've ever had. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'm so excited for you today. You're going to experience something so, so wonderful today that I wish I were you. I mean, if I could trade places and be listening to what I'm going to be telling you today, wow, I would do it in a heartbeat. You are so lucky compared to me. But all you need to join me and others in a plane of happiness that's hard to describe is a cup or a mug. Yeah, or a mug. Get your mug. You probably have a few if you know what I mean, and I'm not talking about things you read. I know my audience.

All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalic

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e or a stein, a canteen, jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite beverage. You know I love coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. Oh, this is going to be a good one. The dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything good, with a little bit of oxytocin on the side. Good morning. Thank you very much. Thanks for noticing. No, an update on my long C…

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