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adies and gentlemen, would you like to get ready for it in the most appropriate way? It's called the simultaneous sip. And all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tanker, a thermos, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes every…
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Oh, did I see somebody say "skip the sip"? We have a sip denier. Sip denier, you will not escape. Everybody circle and destroy. No, we're just kidding. You can be a conscientious objector to the simultaneous sip because, you know, the simultaneous sip is designed to be manipulative. And I tell you that right up front. It's designed to be manipulative. It manipulates you into enjoying yourself with your permission. So if you like enjoying yourself, doing the simultaneous sip will create a little trigger to tweak your dopamine and maybe even your oxytocin. So it actually is a utility thing. If you skip it, what you're skipping is your own pleasure. And I f
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eel sorry for you, but it's a free world. Have you noticed that everything's broken? That's because we're going to have to destroy everything to rebuild into the golden age. But have you noticed that nothing has ever been worse than airline travel? Why is airline travel — I say this all the time but I'm continuously amazed it's so consistent — that airline travel is the only thing that gets worse…
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