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Back to episode — Episode 1783 Scott Adams - The News Is Weird But So Are We. Come Join Us

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Be prepared. Well, I think it's time. I think it's time for the best thing that ever happened to you. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And if you went someplace else to watch it, you were in the wrong place. But those of you who are watching it now, wow, have you chosen correctly. And not only that, but it's going to

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another level. Yep. All you need is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a tall glass, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. Can you feel your dopamine and oxytocin starting to spike? Probably. Probably. Oh, that's so good. So good.

Well, I did a little thing last night that I don't know if you've ever done this. It's called not getting enough sleep. Wow, I'm r

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eally good a day or two without enough sleep. But how many emergencies can one person have after midnight? You know, never big ones, but there's always something that you have to get up for at midnight. There's always a lost dog or a smell or a leak or some damn thing. Yes, I did have another water leak problem. That's another story. CNN's ratings continue to plunge. Do you know why their ratings…

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