Back to episode — Episode 1806 Scott Adams - It's A Funny News Story Day. Come Join Me For A Beverage and Some Laughs
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the optimistic show that makes you feel better every time. Are you watching the other news-related programs and wishing that you could end your life? No, don't do it. Don't do it. Watch Coffee with Scott Adams every day and I'll put the positive spin on the bad news because, you know, sometimes it's good. And if you think that I'm leading you toward the gol…
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Oh, we were waiting for the punch line on YouTube. You missed the punch line. Let's see if it makes it go offline again. All right, it goes something like this. You may not
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think your... It goes like this. You might think that I'm predicting we're heading toward a golden age where everything's better, but I'm not predicting it. I'm causing it. And what I'm doing specifically is I'm trying to nudge the public onto, wait for it, listen carefully, YouTube don't go offline, don't go offline, don't... Wait, wait for the punch line. I'm going to nudge you onto the slippery…
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