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Back to episode — Episode 1822 Scott Adams - Most Of The News Today Is Fake And Kind Of Funny

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need is a coffee mug or a glass, canteen, jug or flask. I'm gonna get this right. I'm trying to remember my own stuff. All you need is a coffee mug or a glass, canteen, jug or flask. You can take your chalice, stein, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the

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unparalleled pleasure that is the dopamine. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now.

I apologize for my dainty cup. This is no way to drink coffee. Coffee does not go in a dainty cup unless you're visiting the queen, and even then you should be drinking tea. So there's no right time for a little teacup.

Well, I have a question about the Democrat strategy. I feel as if the strategy is not to remove Biden from office for incompetence but rather to make him slowly disappear. I feel like that's the strategy. For example, first he got COVID and then he had to quarantine, so that was good. But then he got out and then they said we're going to have to give him COVID again. So he gets COVID back to back. But what I'm expecting is somewhere around the end of this next quarantine period, I think we're going to hear that he has something called serial COVID. Serial COVID. It just keeps coming back. And he's probably got a comorbidity of TDS. So if you had the comorbidity of TDS to the serial repeating COVID, well, Joe Biden is just going to have to hide in his basement forever.

Now I'm not sure about this next part, but does it seem to you he's getting thinne

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r? As anybody knows, he seems to be getting thinner. He was always quite fit, but he seems to be. I think they're feeding him less. Yeah, I think they're slowly trying to make him disappear. Like they'll feed him a little less and he'll just get a little smaller. And one day you'll see a video of him in his basement. He'll be like 85 pounds. And you know it's not until you get down to like 65 poun…

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