Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 12, 2026
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I think it was. And if you'd like to take it to a higher level, no, it's possible. It is possible. I know it seems impossible, but it can be done. And all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's…

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he simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Go.

I saw a cry for help as I was taking my sip. It did take a little bit off it, I have to admit. There was somebody here who was out of coffee during the simultaneous sip. I think the rest of us have an opinion about that. Yeah, be a little bit more prepared.

All right, let's start out with the most important announcement of the day. Happy birthday to JB. Have a terrific birthday today. And the rest of you, you can have a good day too. Is there anybody else who has a birthday today? Any birthdays

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? If you have a birthday today, then happy birthday to you too. Well, what else is going on? So Biden wants to forgive some student loans, up to ten thousand dollars. Yeah, what do you think of that? May I say the thing that everyone must say at least once? May I put on my NPC hat and say the most obvious thing that you can say? Or would you like to say it for me? Because I feel like there's some…

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