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Breaking news. Breaking news. I don't know if you heard this because this just broke, but President Biden has downgraded the MAGA threat to 25 fascists. Twenty-five.
Yesterday it was semi-fascist, but when asked about it he said no, no, there are no MAGA people who are a threat to the public. We're down to 25 fascists, which is barely enough to worry about really. You know, it's sort of like spice. If you've ever eaten spicy food, you know that feeling that you identify as the spicy feeling? It's actually damaging your tongue and your mouth. It's like hurting it. Well, it's just like that. If you get just the right amount of fascist, it
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's delicious. But a little too much, if you increase that up to semi-fascist? No good. No good. So just keep those percentages in mind. You want to see the creepiest thing of the day? Yeah, you do. I want you to listen to this and then look at it and know that AI made this. So here's an animation of me, and it's animated from one photo. So it's one headshot and all the rest of the animation came…
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