't why would we want you as president? Because I would want the president who would do it. Let me say it clearly. If you knew the person was a semi-fascist, if you knew it, you're not guessing, if you knew it, yeah I'd rig an election. I'd totally do that. And by the way you should thank me for it. You're welcome. I would risk my life to keep you all safe. Should I be embarrassed to say that? I don't think so.

All right I had to make some, I had to get this out of my system. When you are a humorist and you are presented with a situation like Biden's speech you've got to make hay while the sun shines. Is that the saying? You've got to jump on that because you know the story is only going to be alive for a few days. You've got to jump right in and get as much value as you can.

So I tweeted this. I said I watched Biden's speech just to find out what all the furor was about but I did not see anything bulging from his veins so stop your worrying. Why is it that nobody has mentioned that Biden's veins in his neck were bulging when he made the speech? Come on people I don't have to do everything. Right? Veins bulging from his neck. Somebody make the connection. Because you know he always gave the fine people Charlottesville speech and when he saw those people marching the veins were sticking out of his neck. You saw the veins in his neck. And I thought I'm pretty sure that speech was a little neck veiny if you know what I mean. Nobody mentioned that. Why do you have to wait for me to do it? I can't do everything people. I can't do everything.

All right here's a question I was just going to ask the Locals people because it would be too embarrassing to ask on YouTube. And so I'm not going to ask on YouTube. I'll wait until I turn YouTube off. Remind me on Locals to ask you a question that's only for you.

All right next topic. How many of you follow Kyle Becker on Twitter? Do you follow Kyle Becker? You should. So he would be very high on my list of good follows because he leans right. You know I hate to characterize other people right but in terms of the news he follows and stuff it seems I think he has a, maybe he was an ex-producer at Fox News I think. But what I like about his content because he sticks with the news is that it's not hyperbolic. He pretty much is trying to give you the useful stuff and he gets it first. So I see a lot of the breaking news on his Twitter account. So you should follow Kyle Becker. Just search for him. You'll find him.

Anyway he tweeted, and maybe you haven't seen this yet, but there's some kind o