Back to episode — Episode 1874 Scott Adams - Lots Of News About Fentanyl, Trump, Elections, And Affirmative Action
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All right. Good morning, everybody. And wow, don't you look sexy today? It's probably the coffee that you haven't had yet but will. And how would you like to take it up to stratospheric levels of awesomeness? The best thing that anybody's ever experienced ever in the history of the universe. Yes, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a
← Previous segment →tankard, a chalice, a stein to a canteen, jug or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. Everything. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Oh, the finest sip in all of the land. You know the sun never sets on the sim
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ultaneous sip. Somewhere around the world at any moment there's somebody doing the simultaneous sip. Yeah, it's true. Well, I have an alert. This is sort of an early warning. I like to catch problems when they're just developing. Some people wait till it's too late. Not me. I like to catch them early. You've all seen Planet of the Apes. The apes become sentient and intelligent, and I guess they w…
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