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Back to episode — Episode 1880 Scott Adams - Let's Figure Out Who Blew Up The Pipeline. Get In Here

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Do I seem unprepared? Well, you're right. You're going to send this tweet and then you gotta send this tweet, and I'll be right with you. Watching the cartoonist tweet, that's the entertainment for the day. Boom, boom. All right, everybody. Finally I'm here. You know, one of us was going to be late today, and I'm glad it was me because you're all on time because you're awesome and

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you like to take it up a level. And I think we can do that with a little thing called the simultaneous sip. Are you ready for the simultaneous sip? All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard, chalice, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind, certainly with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the don't-be-here-the-day-the-thing-m

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akes-everything-better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. If you didn't already know, the official Coffee with Scott Adams mug is available for pre-order. It'll have a little drawing of my bald head on the front. It'll have the simultaneous sip on the back, and it will have the words "Ah" on the bottom. The link is in my Twitter feed today. And I have to tell you that the shipping…

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