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you wait for the Whiteboard of Wisdom. That's right, it got branded. It's not just a whiteboard now, it's the Whiteboard of Wisdom. And later I will solve one of the biggest mysteries in the world at the same time as solving one of the biggest problems in the world. And if you don't think I can do that, you wait. Challenge accepted. Let's talk about Florida. So there's a place called Babcock Ranc…
← Previous segment →t with total silence. This is one of my biggest predictions in the whole world and nobody ever even responds to it. I just put it out there and people are like, yeah, okay, whatever. All right, here it is again. The biggest economic market in the future besides robots is building communities from scratch. And here's why. If you build a community from scratch, they didn't even have to leave. They just rode out the hurricane. Now that's just a few of the things you could get by building from scratch. So you could definitely get to zero energy. You could, 100 percent in 2022, you could have a zero energy home, something we do. You could make it a zero crime. You could make it a zero paperwork if you decide it that way. Zero paper money. I mean, you could just get rid of everything annoying like insurance. Is there anybody here who has as much trouble with insurance as I do? If you have any kind of business, usually because I have like five different kinds of insurance and they're all changing and the company will cancel me because they don't do this kind now but another kind does. And I probably spend, I don't know, five days a year just trying to unfuck my own insurance.
And then there's my banking. It's not very complicated. I just have a business account and personal and some credit cards, normal stuff. But I probably spend two weeks out of a year unfucking my banking because it just goes bad by itself. Like suddenly something won't be connected to something or I've got to change my credit card or something. So basically I probably spend at least a month out of every year unfucking paperwork that never needed to be in the first place. Just completely unnecessary part of my life. You can get rid of all of that. Just say the government does all the insurance and all you have to do is put your name on the list. And then instead of paying taxes, the government is your insurance company. They just make money like an insurance company and that's all they need. But they're just an insurance company. That's all they do. I know it's one of my ideas.
Did you see Trump cursing at his rally? I wanted to play it for you but I don't want to fuss around looking for it. But you have to see it. After your Trump used the F-word at his rally. I don't know if anybody's ever delivered that word as humorously and as perfectly as he did. And I don't know if he planned it. I don't think so. I think it was spontaneous. But boy does he know how to deliver a line. Would you mind if I paraphrase his usage of it? It will be profane but it was, I don't remember it exactly, but it was something like he was complaining about climate change and he was using some hyperbole and he said something along these lines to his big crowd. And they say the oceans will rise 0.0001 inch in 300 years. Because, 300 years. And the way he said it was just such a perfect use of a swear word for the crowd. I mean it was just a huge laugh line. So that is how you curse. If you want a lesson on how to do it right, there it is.
Now the way I do it is not right because I overdo it. Now overdoing it unfortunately is closer to my actual personality. So you're getting something that's a little less filtered for me. But I don't think I swear as effectively as he did because he waited for the first public utterance of the F-word. He waited until
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he had a nice one. So good technique. Many of you have followed the B story, the least important story, which is that 95 percent of all my trolls are professional writers. Has anybody noticed? Because I called them out whenever they attacked me and yesterday I think 19 out of 20 of them were actually professional writers. There were a lot of people who came after me yesterday and I'm not exaggera…
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