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Good morning everybody, and welcome to another peak experience of human existence. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. There is nothing finer in the entire galaxy and known universe. You know that rover that's up there on Mars digging for dirt? No matter how far it digs, it's not going to find anything better. Thank you, Paul. I appreciate that. Now, would you like to take your ex

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perience up to the highest levels ever known to humanity? Yes, you would. And all you need is a coffee mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Hold on, wait a minute. Don Don over on YouTube says he does not want to take it up to the highest level of awesomeness. Don Don, I need you all on board. This is the simultaneous sip. This is not the simultaneous minus Don. Except Don, you have to get on board. Don, get on board. Get on board.

Is the dopamine here today? This thing makes everything better, including for Don. I think he's on board. He's on board. You're on board. Go. That's for you, Don. See, I'm going to get you one at a time.

So this just reminded me of a weird

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little thing that happened when I was a kid. My parents had these friends Don and Ann. We always heard about them. Well, we're going to hang out with Don and Ann. They had two names that went together really well: Don and Ann. And Don was, I think he worked construction, but he had been in World War II and he had been stationed on an island in the Pacific. And his job was to load ordnance on bombe…

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