Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 9, 2026
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization, the day before election day. Our minds are, I would say, focused. I would say that things are starting to move in the right direction. Maybe. Maybe we'll

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How would you like to take it up to a new level of awareness, to a higher dimension, a higher level of performance than you have ever experienced before? Well, all you need is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit, the pre-election sip that you've been waiting for. It's all going to happen now.

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It's called the simultaneous sip. Go. Yes, it is laundry day. I'm sorry I'm not wearing my usual shirt. Sometimes you've got to do the laundry. Well, I had been working pretty hard, but I managed to take some of my workload off by hiring a part-time assistant. So thankfully a lot of the chores that one normally does, I managed to put off on my part-time assistant, who immediately had a sporting a…

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