or hydrated. I mean you're a little bit more hydrated, a little more caffeine. You can feel it already. Your day is improving. You are now one with all the sippers around the globe. Simultaneously sipped with you.

And I would like to offer this following offer to all simultaneous sippers. Have you ever heard of people who went to an Ivy League school, and they're so lucky because they can always network with other Ivy League school people? And you'd be like, oh, you went to Harvard? Well, I went to Harvard too. I'll be happy to hire you because we both went to Harvard. You'd like a connection? You'd like me to connect you or introduce you to somebody? I'd be happy to, because we both went to Harvard and you went to Harvard. So we'll introduce you and then you can make a fortune.

Well, I propose to you simultaneous sippers, if you find another simultaneous sipper anywhere in the world, be sure you're ready to treat them right. Introduce them to people who can help them, give them jobs, treat them nice, introduce them to your sister. Because I'm sure you'd want your sister to marry a simultaneous sipper. I mean, duh, who wouldn't?

So let's turn this into something. Let's turn it into something where if you get a request from a simultaneous sipper, you take it seriously, because that's somebody who's got it going on.

All right, let's talk about some thi