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All right, let me start with the funniest bad story of the day. Now I don't like to find hum
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or in other people's misfortune. That's not true. I do like finding humor in other people's misfortune, but not if they know about it. I think it's very impolite to laugh at people's misfortune if they're likely to hear it. But if nobody knows, sometimes other people's misfortune can be funny because at our base we're very small and terrible people. But don't let anybody know about that. We'll try…
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