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k it would do? I think it would say well I already know this from this Scott Adams guy and then it would just answer the question that systems are better than goals. But why would it answer that way? Because of me. And I believe that the only way I can influence it is if I write clean understandable sentences about a topic and especially a new topic. One that hasn't been talked about in the same…

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f Romania is unreliable. All of it. You shouldn't trust a single thing you hear.

And then next his level of both money and persuasion skills are probably greater than the Romanian system meaning that I don't know for sure but by now I predict he's already on top of it. Meaning that he probably is comfortable wherever he's detained. Probably has privileges that would be uncommon to somebody who's being detained. Probably has befriended them and maybe even made them fans, the police. And probably can use this to increase his power once he gets rid of the legal problems. So there's a very good chance this is just making him more powerful if he escapes the risk.

Now I would say again I'm not a fan right? So I'm a deep disliker of Andrew Tate for personal reasons not for stuff he said in public. I'm not endorsing what he said in public. I'm just saying that's not my issue. And so you know I think he's going to prevail actually. I think that he will not get convicted and I think he'll go on and make some money probably.

A question I saw which was a good one is why was it filmed by the press? Do you notice or was it just somebody some individual who had a cell phone? It's kind of interesting that we had video of the actual raid isn't it? Kind of raises a question. Now apparently that's not too unusual because the police often leak to the media in Romania I'm told. So yeah this is similar to the Roger Stone arrest.

All right so anyway I need a new nemesis because my current nemesis is in a Romanian jail and until he gets out and resumes his nemesis business I'm going to need a replacement. So I've opportunistically picked out a replacement because I found out I think I have a good theory now of why so many people have the opposite view of my view during the pandemic.

So there's a huge cohort of people who like little dingleberries who surround my Twitter every day and make statements about what I said that are inaccurate. And I was trying to think why the hell are there so many people who have literally the opposite view of what my view was. How's that even possible? And I think I figured it out. It's one comic that was created by Ben Garrison, a cartoonist, right-wing, right-leaning cartoonist. And the comic is full of lies about me.

And maybe, people say I haven't heard what he said but the comic I think because people will read a comic long before they will listen to long-form you know live stream. I think the comic became the primary reason that people think my views are largely the opposite of what they were because the comic says that.

So I've decided to since Ben Garrison by now knows that his comic is inaccurate or maybe he's suffering cognitive dissonance he might believe it I don't know but in any case he's a free punch. Would you agree? Would you all agree that he has made himself available to become my new nemesis? And people on Twitter saw me attacking him yesterday. I'm going to keep up the attacks. I'm going to try to destroy him totally. And the reason is he went after me. So his comic probably took 30 percent off my future potential revenue. Think about that. That one comic probably decreased my future revenue by 30 percent because the people that were my main audience believe the comic and it's very counter to how they feel.

So I'm going to destroy him in public in front of you and I'm going to use him for kindling to draw energy toward myself. Now in the meantime I updated my document where I say what my actual predictions and opinions are so everybody who gets worked up by my attacking this worst cartoonist in the world who draws well but his brain is broken apparently. So I'm going to drag him just for attention right now.

You're going to say to me "Scott why do you hate him?" I don't care about him at all. I don't hate him. I literally don't care about him. I don't care if he lives or dies. He did something terrible to me. He's not repentant. That's a free punch. So like the woman who slapped the young man in my earlier story I'm going to beat the shit out of him. I mean not physically. Yeah I abhor violence but I'm going to drag him as far and as long as I can. It's the ticket he bought. Does anybody have a problem with that? He bought the ticket he's going to take the ride.

Now so Ben Garrison, dumbest person in all of the world, totally unethical, untalented hack who couldn't wrap his brain around enough nuance to make a proper cartoon. Now why does a cartoonist who hasn't made much of a dent in the world, why would he come after me in particular? Is it because he disagreed with my views on the pandemic? Do you think that's why a shitty cartoonist comes after one of the most successful cartoonists? No it's because he's a shitty cartoonist and the shitty cartoonist really really likes to try to dunk on people who are more successful commercially. More successful. So that's what this was about.

So since he used me for his commercial purposes completely unethically just know that if any of you follow him I'm gonna, I'm sorry no more swearing in 2023. I'll probably cancel you right. So don't forward his comics to me. Don't follow him and if you see him anywhere I'd appreciate it if you tell people he's an idiot. I'm using idiot and I like those two words to carry the water okay?

Leah says that Garrison actually makes good comics. We're blocking Leah. Goodbye Leah. How about anybody else want to say something nice about him? We'll block you too. And again somebody's gonna say "Oh he hurt your feelings." Nope didn't hurt my feelings. Nothing hurts my feelings. Nothing hurts my feelings. I'm just using him for energy. He's just kindling to me. That's all he is. I'm going to burn him up for my personal benefit. You got it coming.

All right new nemesis. I like having a new nemesis to start the year.

So here's some new technology. Let's see if you can predict what the simulation, which is what I believe our reality is, let's say if you could predict what the simulation would do to make it the best story. All right so I'll give you the beginning of the story and then you can all fill it in with what would be the obvious most amusing next thing you will learn.

All right here's the story. There's a Dr. George Church one of the researchers who has apparently figur

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ed out how to reverse aging with an injection. So now they've actually done it with animals and I guess they can, you apparently it looks really good. They can actually reverse aging. Apparently it's real in animals and there's good reason to believe it would work in humans. Now you live in the simulation and you know the simulation is designed for the most entertaining outcome. What do you think…

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