Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization. Today's show is really something. Well, I feel sorry for the people who aren't here, honestly I do. You're going to be so

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much smarter when you're done. And if you'd like to prepare yourself for the incoming amazingness, well, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a can, tankard, chalice, or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

Now go for it. Yeah, you weren't ready, were you? Gotcha. See, sometimes you've got to be ready to leap at it.

All right, today's presentation is going to be primarily about

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persuasion. It's the one time you don't all hate me. I don't think I'm going to say anything today that will offend any of you. In fact, you'll probably like the whole thing. I don't know, but we'll find out. But I want to show you something to start off with, the sweetest thing I've ever seen. Now I hate to be a big old softy, but I just have to give a shout-out to this. Most of you know conserv…

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