Back to episode — Episode 2003 Scott Adams - Trump's Energy Messaging Is A Disaster, TikTok Ban Update, Iran Attacks
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as far as we know they can both have, we can still have babies with each other. So what I'm doing, my own cognition of what I'm doing is that I'm not dishonest when I say to the Locals people, well obviously I got everything right. You watched every bit of it and they say yeah that meets my view of the world. Some don't. Some would say the opposite. And then for those who say the opposite I say we…
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Iran said no damage. Yeah I saw the videos of the no damage. It was a pretty big fireball for no damage. But on the other hand they could come back and get them on YouTube.
Somebody's comparing me to Bill Kristol. Yeah yeah that's a good comparison. Bill Kristol and me we're like that. Same opinions on everything. Same simulation. They could have their own, you can have your own reality about that.
All right, so I don't know if you heard this story or how old it is. Somebody can tell me how old this story is. How old is the story about Conor McGregor being hit by a car while he was riding his bicycle? He's okay. He wasn't injured. How old is that story? Was that just this week? I only saw the video this week but I had a feeling. Two weeks ago. Oh it was fairly new.
So here's what happened to Conor McGregor. If you don't know, one of the top or at least the most famous MMA fighters. So the last guy you would ever want to get in a fight with would be Conor McGregor. Am I right? Like you would never want to make this guy angry. Well here's what happened. He was out riding his bike, presumably working out, and there was some kind of blind spot because of the sun. The car came around the corner and just took out the bike and destroyed it.
Now here's the best part of the story. How many of you could have survived being hit by a car at full speed on a bicycle? How many of you could survive that? So because apparently he saw the impending thing before it would hit, you know he had time to act and I think he jumped off the bike, probably did some acrobatic rolls across the car and landed properly. Now not on his feet but he said he knew how to land. That man could take a hit. Oh my God. Was that the most interesting story? But it gets better. It gets better.
The guy who hit him of course didn't know who he had hit. How would you like to be the guy who just realized he just took out somebody. You don't know who it is and you're like oh my God, my God. The first thing you find out is that he's perfectly okay. So your first impression is oh thank goodness he's perfectly healthy. The second thing you find out is it's Conor McGregor. Do you think he was worried?
So it gets better because Conor takes out his phone. So you're seeing some of the aftermath including his conversation with the guy who hit him. Just perfect. Just perfect. The guy who hit him looked so frightened. I've never seen anybody look more frightened. He was just like this. And then he offers him a ride. Offers Conor McGregor, right? He says I could put your bike in the back and give you a ride. And Conor's like yeah I need a ride. Yeah that'd be great.
So then Conor McGregor is doing a selfie, you know the video selfie in the car. He's describing what happened and then he turns the camera to show the guy who's driving him. He goes on the other, you know luckily he landed well and you know he's given me a ride. He shows the guy. The guy's like,
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because I have to think he probably all the time thought he was like five seconds from being killed. But what he doesn't understand is if you're Conor McGregor and somebody takes out your bicycle on the highway and you acrobatically survive, that was a good day. That wasn't a bad day. It was a good day. He got a great story out of it. Yeah I think he scratched his ass or something. That was the wo…
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