Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 10, 2026
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some secret stuff later. Well, well, well. How would you like to take today's amazing moment that you're about to experience and elevate it to the best thing that's ever happened to anybody, anywhere, in the entire history of civilization? Well, you'd like that. And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your…

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t or the other thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

And a special welcome to any noobs who still don't know they were the victims of a hoax, a double hoax. You got hoaxed once by 4chan and Reddit and then once by me. You got double hoaxed. You're the most hoaxed group in America. Double hoaxed. Good for you.

Here's a trivia question for you. During the time when slavery was legal in America, name two presidents who did not own slaves while it was still legal. So prior to Abraham Lincoln, both of them were named Adams. John Adams and John Quincy Adams, the two presidents who did not own slaves back when it was legal. In fact, John Adams famously defended a slave as his free attorney. Yes. So my cousins have always been on the side of the right.

Now there's a video of me that's going around in which I said in no unc

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ertain terms, based on opinion polls, Rasmussen, about half of black Americans don't think it's cool to be white. It's just not okay to be white. So since I've designated that to be a hate group, black Americans, a hate group collectively, not every individual obviously, anything I say about a group you're all smart enough to know that doesn't apply to all individuals, right? You know that, right?…

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