Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 23, 2026
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the animals have decided to turn on the humans and they're just going to kill us after all. And it turns out that the animals have a navy. It's all orcas. And the orcas are training. I don't know if NATO is training them or what, but somebody's training these orcas to attack naval vessels. Keep an eye on that. Keep an eye on that. Did you see a video not too long ago where Joe Rogan was showing a…

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t experience where you know something bad is going to happen and it's only going to be a quarter of a second but that quarter of a second seems to just stop in time in your memory?

So as I'm flying through the air I have to do triage: which part of my body I want to sacrifice? I'm thinking arm, no, don't want a broken arm. Leg, knee, no, no, bad news. Head, got a helmet but still you don't want to land on your head. Hands, got to protect the hands, right, because I work with my hands. So I'm running through all my body part

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s. I'm like no, no, no, no, no. And I came up with one body part that I thought I could get by with and it was this fat part of my back toward the top, you know, just past the shoulder blade where there's like a little bit of muscle here, a little bit of padding. I managed to spin in the air just fast enough to tuck and roll, hitting that back part of my back first. And I gotta say it was quite a…

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