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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of your entire life and civilization itself. And believe me, if I could tell you what this show is about in advance without getting banned, I probably would have. You see, I'm just getting your interest up here. Oh well, I was laughing about something before I c
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Unless you wore a metal butt plug into the MRI, and then this won't help at all. It happens. Now go. All right. Well, I was just laughing uncontrollably a minute ago because I saw one of the memes on the Locals platform. Now, I don't know if the meme is based on a real story, but I'm going to choose to believe it's real because it's funny. The story was that some researchers were studying what…
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