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ions and whatnot. And there is an expert on vaccinations, I guess, or some expert in that field who's relevant, Professor Peter Hotez. He's an MD and a PhD. And I guess on Twitter at least he was critical of RFK Jr.'s claims. So Joe Rogan invited Professor Peter Hotez to appear with RFK Jr., the two of them on the show. And here's the best part: no time limit. No time limit. Now Elon Musk weighed…

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Now you might also ask, but what kind of a dad joke did you do for Father's Day? Well, if I could find it I'd tell you right here. Come on, here it is. So it's a big old Sunday comic, and this is an example of what I sometimes do in the Dilbert comic, which is I get a little bit ahead of the readers. So the people who are watching this will get this joke, but maybe 80 percent of the public wouldn't get it and they'd have to look it up, I guess.

Anyway, so the boss is there with Dilbert. It's a meeting room and there's an empty chair between them. And the boss says, "I called this meeting to introduce our new super prompt engineer." And he looks at the empty chair and he says, "But apparently he's running late." And Dilbert says, "The super prompt engineer is late?" Boss says, "Yes, that's what I said." Then Dilbert says, "That's not very super prompt, is it?" And the boss says, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

And then the super prompt engineer walks in and he says, "Hi everyone, sorry I'm late. I guess I'm not as super prompt as I thought." And then he looks around the room. He says, "Really? Nothing?" And Dilbert touches him gently on the arm and says, "Let it go. Let it go."

All right, that's your dad jokes for the day. YouTube, thanks for joining, and I will talk to you all tomorrow. I'm going to stay and talk to the Locals people because they're special. Bye for now.